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Patrick star

Patrick Star is a fat starfish who is friends with SpongeBob SquarePants.

Quotes[]

  • "I HAVE TO TOUCH YOU IN THE NO NO SPOT!!
  • "YEAH, I LOVE BEING PURPLE!"
  • "No, this is Patrick!"
  • "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!"
  • "FINLAND!!"
  • "I love you."
  • "FISH PASTE!"
  • "MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!"
  • "LOOK AT IT!"
  • "I CAUGHT THE UGLY!"
  • "Once there was an ugly hayden, he was so ugly that everyone died, the end."
  • "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
  • "Leedle leedle leedle lee!"
  • "I hate this channel!"
  • "Heart on stick must die!"
  • "I defy you, Heartman!"
  • "You took my only food, and now I'm gonna starve!"
  • "RECTANGLES!"
  • "NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!"
  • "Oh boy, 3:AM!"
  • I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo..."
  • "HAHAHAHAHA! ITS A GIRAFFE!"
  • "Don't touch me, I'm sterile!"
  • "Just like a genie!"
  • "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"
  • "We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!"
  • "You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir?"
  • "Twenty-four!"
  • "Where's the leak, mam?"
  • "FIRMLY GRASPIT!!"
  • "I can't see my forehead!"
  • "Who ya callin' Pinhead?"
  • "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!?"
  • "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
  • "I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!"
  • "I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid!"
  • "Give us some credit, old man, we're panty professionals!"
  • "Let's get naked!"

Trivia[]

  • He loves being purple.
  • HIS NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!
  • Him and SpongeBob SquarePants stole a balloon.
  • He loves you.
  • He was born in 1986.
  • He hates this channel.
  • He's sterile, so don't touch him!
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